A rom-com you didn’t know you were starring in.
You think you’re too smart to fall for a scam, right? You scoff at cheesy lines and mock Hallmark movies.
And yet… here you are, re-reading that message from “Alina_SweetHeart94” saying you’re the only man she’s ever felt this way about. Don’t worry—you’re not alone.
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1. “I’ve never met a man like you before.” Translation: You have a pulse and a credit card. But go ahead, feel special. It’s giving “Hugh Grant walks into the café and meets a supermodel who also reads Tolstoy” vibes.
2. “I feel like I can tell you anything.” She’s known you for three days. You’ve exchanged seven messages. But sure, she’s ready to emotionally unpack her entire life. Cue soft piano music.
3. “My dream is to be a good wife and support my man.” And your dream is to hear that, right? It’s like she read your mind or your dating profile and turned it into a Lifetime movie audition.
4. “You’re not like other men.” No, you’re The Chosen One. The Nicholas Sparks protagonist. The man who finally understands her. Or, at least, that’s what she tells everyone.
5. “When I close my eyes, I imagine our future together.” She’s picturing you in a white linen shirt, running through a sunflower field. Meanwhile, you’re picturing your bank balance after her fifth “gift request.”
6. “Age doesn’t matter to me. What matters is your soul.” Sure, buddy. She’s 24, you’re 58, and somehow she’s spiritually aligned with your mortgage, colonoscopy prep, and classic rock playlist.
7. “I don’t want money. I want love.” She says this right before casually asking you to “help with her internet bill.” Love’s expensive, didn’t you know?
8. “I deleted my profile. I only want to talk to you now.” She says she deleted it. Meanwhile, her twin sister, “Sasha_RealLove98,” is popping up in your friend’s inbox.
9. “I prayed for a man like you.” Nothing like a divine scam intervention. If God sent you, apparently, he also included wire transfer instructions.
10. “I believe in destiny. Do you?” Yes. Especially the part where your wallet disappears and she fades into the mist like a rom-com ghost. Destiny’s cruel, man.
The truth? Romance scams don’t need to be clever; they just need to sound familiar enough to feel real.
The lines are cheesy, sure, but they work because they tap into the same things we all want: to feel wanted, chosen, needed. Just… maybe next time, swipe left on the script.
